Rapper Nelly thinks texting by MS Excel was a thing, new technology. #lmfao #clueless #MustBeTheMoney

2 cases of daughter rape.. One gets 60 days, another 1.503 years! #SentenceHappy #JustThis

Man drowns at a party for lifeguards with 100 lifeguards partying around the pool at the time.

'Devout christian', former Ohio mayor claims 4yr old girl 'initiated sex'

North Korea kills comedy & free speech. Sony scared shitless by a few hackers. Calling #Anonymous !

What do policemen and priests have in common? Obesity, shows study.

Translation error releases 9 suspected terrorists in Belgium, requires new trial.

Keep thy sexuality to thyself: Teacher 'comes out' to a class of 9yr (!) olds to teach tolerance for #gays.

Atheists risk death penalty in Africa, Middle East, Maldives & Malaysia. #RetardedIslam

Hypocrite much?! Dutch 'Party For Freedom' of @geertwilderspvv wants to ban all mosques. @JonathanTurley

12yr old with BBgun killed by @CLEpolice. 'Assume every gun is real' and every (black) kid a terrorist?

Pentagon reportedly joins the list of Islamic State sponsors.

Belgian judge convicts couple of battery for SM in bedroom. @JonathanTurley @Koen_Geens1 #fodjustitie #kafka

UK busdriver charged with bestiality over video of a man in a tiger costume. @MoJGovUK

Shameless & defiant: Granny reports burglary, gets arrested for unpaid parking ticket from 1992!

Special is nothing: the world is now one and the same... but still going to hell.

60 Policemen and 30 'journalists' go see an idiot fart in Marseille.

AZ governor Jan Brewer misspeaks, endorses Obama. Previous fails of her here,here, and here.

Belgian regulators seriously considering request of festival to be recognized as religion... #Bananas

The enemies of reason: slaves to superstition. #Psychics #Religion #Economics